Thank you for replying to me for the sole purpose of shitting on something that I enjoy. Next time I’m reminded of your shitty taste in just about everything, I’ll be sure you let you know.

Love,

Me

No clever comments here, just horrible, horrible pain when trying to do a few of my favorite things.

I can’t think of anything more fun than traveling for 9 hours and starting my pyramid. 

*runs out of the internet crying* 

Last night I made the mistake of following a bunch of derby girls and now my dash has been about 80% lesbian porn since then.

Editor’s note: Awesome.

Regarding an octopus butt-plug cover made by ladypurl

I’m not sure if I’m amused or really creeped out.

Here I sit, broken hearted.

Came to shit, but only farted. 

Jesus my boobs hurt. 

EDITOR’S NOTE: Que?

Totally had sex yesterday. 

Wait, why isn’t this anonymous? 

Me- “Your baby’s vag is huge!” 

Delete. 

I’m not one to share boring stories about my dreams, but I have to share this one. In my dream I walked into a room where I discovered some group sex happening. It was 3 older/distinguished dudes and one lady. I yelled out, “Oh my god, you guys are Frasiering!” The lady asked me what that meant and I told her, “When three older guys, possibly related or have a long-term connection to each other, get with an attractive lady. It’s based on the show Frasier. It’s on Urban Dictionary.”

This morning when I woke up I was sad to see that it wasn’t actually on Urban Dictionary. It’s confusing because I’ve never seen more than one or two episodes of Frasier and I’ve never walked in on copulating strangers in my dreams.